I may be the only person on this wide, wacky Internet who went into my first play of Castlevania Judgment with a great sense of optimism, and when I begin this first thirty by saying I took some quick punches to the gut, keep in mind it’s for a very stupid reason. It seems that if you have a Gamecube controller plugged into the first Gamecube controller port on the Wii when you start Castlevania Judgment, the game assumes you’re playing with a Gamecube controller and blocks every other type of
